The Captain* made his first ever public appearance (since I created him and since I bought the hat) about a week ago when a few friends and I went out to Backbar.
Oddly enough, I, I mean The Captain, got very drunk and sloppy and it wasn’t until the other day that I realized how perfect that was. You see back in college I coined the phrase, “getting nautical,**” which refers to getting drunk. I’ve wanted to make it “a thing” ever since. Well, last week, The Captain got nautical.
*The name of the adopted persona I want to be known by if ever I become a bartender
**the phrase refers to getting [sea] sick or not having your sea legs